SISTERS

Sisters are such Devilish creatures!
They torment and punish you,
Trick and outwit you,
All the while disguised with feminine features.

No matter whether you’re an older brother,
Or simply a younger male slave,
There’s a predictability
To the way they behave.

When Mom’s out of sight
They’re as tough as nails
But when Dad appears
They reef their sails.

They sniffle and whine
And roll a tear down their cheek.
They’re soft and cuddly
And appear so weak.

And you as the brother
Are left in their wake.
You’re an ogre. A bully!
In short, a snake.

Bu they prepare you for feminine life,
Teach you feminine wiles,
Ready you for hours of strife,
So you can make someone else’s sister
Your wife!
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